Dolly is here to advise the Cinniapolis community and answer any questions with grace and honesty. Here is today’s question:

Q: Dear Dolly, this is less of an inquiry for advice and more or a warning that I am on a mission to unmask you. After decades of passing judgment on Cinniapolitans character and every day actions, you will be exposed as an artificially generated fraud! Your days are numbered. If you don’t believe me, then maybe this will send a chill down your spine, if you even have one. “All free pearls decide the cake flavor”. See you soon, Dolly. So will the rest of Cinniapolis!

Sincerely Truth Sleuth,

A: Dear Truth Sleuth, it has been quite some time since I have received a notable threat, such as yours. You are the not the first, you will not be the last. So I welcome your challenge. I take offense to your statement as I do not pass judgment but deliver expert advice! Believe what you will but I am a natural being. Prove what you can but only you can determine the length of your journey. I am the truth, so you have already found me, Truth Sleuth. However, there is a flaw to your logic. Free pearls can’t exist until the cake flavor has been chosen! Round 1, Dolly!! Godspeed to you, my friend, on your journey of discovery that will result in no discovery at all.

Sincerely, Dolly