Recently, the Chorus reported the relocation of Martha’s EyeCare and the exit of Fowler Chophouse from Cinniapolis due to rising crime and tyrannical policies set forth by Mayor Gondola’s administration. This morning, back-to-back press releases were published from the Mayor’s office. It is certainly odd for a government entity to make announcements regarding private businesses but these are odd times. Each press release is presented, in full, below:

Martha’s EyeCare Announces Plans to Remain in Cinniapolis Under New Ownership
Release Date: September 22, 2023

Cinniapolis, USA – September 22, 2023 – Martha’s EyeCare, a leading health care institution operating in Cinniapolis for nearly 25 years, has announced plans to continue to operate in Cinniapolis. After consulting with local government leaders, Ms. Martha Granderson, reached an agreement to sell her ownership stake to Six-Star ownership group.

“It was important to me to continue serving Cinniapolitans. My wish was always to remain in Cinniapolis. After successful meetings with local leadership, I simply could not refuse their proposal,” said Ms. Granderson.

About Martha’s EyeCare
Martha’s EyeCare was founded by Dr. Martha Granderson in 1998. All your eye care needs can be serviced here including routine exams, contact fittings, and glasses fittings. Optometrists can also diagnose and treat eye injuries and diseases.

New Ownership Re-Opens Doors to Fowler Chophouse
Release Date: September 22, 2023

Cinniapolis, USA – September 22, 2023 – Fowler Chophouse, the premier steakhouse in Cinniapolis, announced plans to re-open under new ownership. The Six-Star franchise ownership group bought out the previous ownership group and is now the sole owner of Fowler Chophouse.

Fowler’s kitchens and interior dining spaces will be renovated to reflect Cinniapolitans new attitudes towards cooking and eating clean. Fowler Chophouse will be a good steward of Cinniapolis’ goal to be the blueprint for city eateries around the world to reduce their emissions through responsible cooking practices and menu offerings.

About Fowler Chophouse
Local chophouse on the ground floor of The Great Eastern Hotel. Not only is it a destination for Cinniapolis visitors, it’s the premier restaurant in all of Cinniapolis. After opening in 1959, this site has hosted a variety of guests ranging from foreign heads of state to local teenagers celebrating Homecoming and Prom.