Cinniapolis has reported a record number of lightning strikes to residential buildings during this Spring and Summer storm season. While not unusual for lightning to hit a building or residence each year, the frequency with which these bolts are destroying property is noteworthy.

Several residences have been condemned over the past several weeks as dry thunderstorms barrel through the region. These storms have displayed a pattern of heavy lightning and gusty winds, fanning the flames of any sparks resulting from lightning strikes.

With about half of the storm season yet to occur, insurance brokers report that storm-related property damage claims related to the 2023 storm season have already surpassed the last 3 years combined.

Meanwhile, the CFPS confirms to the Chorus they have responded to a record number of weather-related fires this year and don’t expect the calls to diminish either. An anonymous member of the brigade told the Chorus, “The boys are zapped. We’ve been fighting fires every day. It’s got to the point where it’s all hands on deck whenever there is a chance for a thunderstorm. We’re all fatigued, even if our Captains won’t let us admit that.”

The CFPS and insurance brokers agree that the extremely dry conditions have played a large role in the increase of lightning sparking residential fires. The lumber frames of the majority of Cinniapolis properties have become fuel for lightning strikes.

“Hang in there, Cinniapolitans,” said CNPS TV lead meteorologist, Fran Dimple. Ms. Dimple and the CNPS Weather team are forecasting a less intense second-half to the storm season. “I think residents will be pleasantly surprised by the more mild, steady rainfalls that present no threats of severe winds, lightning, nor flooding.”

As the forecast has been known to change on a dime, residents are advised to stay aware and have a severe weather plan to evacuate your home or neighborhood should a large fire break out.