The spooky season is approaching its finale and if you’re above the age of 12, you may need some last-minute, quick and easy costume ideas. Allow the Chorus to step in and provide our readers with low maintenance costume ideas that will save you the trouble of answering “Why didn’t you dress up this year?”.

Conspiracy Theorist: dress comfortably and say odd things about government and aliens to party guests.

Election Denier: dress comfortably and dispute recent elections to party guests.

Ride Share Driver: dress comfortably and drive friends to parties, for a fee of course.

Influencer: dress comfortably and promote every product you see, while asking for free samples.

Internet Troll: dress comfortably and make offhand, false comments about others who will never know the comments came from you.

Piano Repair Specialist: dress comfortably and ask everyone, “Now, where’s this broken piano?”.

Airplane Passenger: dress comfortably and only speak to those in pilot or stewardess costumes.

Identity Thief: dress comfortably and ask everyone for their social security numbers.

App Developer: dress comfortably and bring people appetizers all night long.

Professional Pumpkin Carver: dress comfortably and ponder out loud, “Why’d they hire a professional pumpkin carver when all these pumpkins are carved?”.

Halloween Protester: dress comfortably and complain about all things Halloween, get in everyone’s way, and be a general nuisance without presenting any solutions to fix Halloween.

Yodeler: dress comfortably and yodel a lot.

Invisible Man or Woman or Genderless: dress comfortably and don’t show up to the party.

Remember, the person makes the costume, not the clothing. Bring happy, positive attitudes to your Halloween get-togethers for a fun, memorable night.