The activist group calling themselves Private Citizens denounced the recent violence carried out against the Dragg farm cattle at the Five Families Farms. The Chorus received correspondence matching the forensics from this group’s previous communications to the Chorus staff. The letter is printed below, in full and unedited:

Dearest Cinniapolitans,
We only wish to address the cowards that tried to frame us for the unholy devastation carried out against innocent cows. These soulless individuals preyed upon stagnant animals, which is against our creed. Our focus remains solely on the long-term well-being and reformation of Cinniapolis leadership. The Private Citizens independent investigation into this matter leads back to Murphy Construction, which holds a monopoly on the city’s dynamite supply. The same dynamite found at the scene of the crime. Perhaps instead of whining about a special election, Mr. Chess Murphy should be checking into his company’s records and employees to suss out these heathens. Or maybe Mr. Preston Gondola can return from whatever rock he has crawled under to direct his daycare workers masquerading as law enforcement, aka the CSD, to hug and console the misunderstood criminals. Please find them before Private Citizens do, or else the bovine bombers will meet a fate far more painful and finite than a court date and fine.

Yours in fellowship,
Private Citizens

The assailants remain at large despite reassurances from CSD CEO Rhonda Dixon that the CSD is making good progress towards apprehending the criminals. Ms. Dixon would not go on the record regarding HSL’s involvement in this investigation. The CCIT is following any and all developments closely to keep Cinniapolitans up to date on this ongoing investigation.