Recently, y’all (Cinniapolis Chorus) published a letter from a criminal enterprise calling themselves Private Citizens. How irresponsible, how short-sighted, how typical of today’s mainline media injecting fake news into the veins of Cinniapolitans everywhere. How dare you hook the public on this drug by shining a spotlight on their nefarious actions. All I heard about the past few days is this rogue group of misfits – who are they, what are they, where are they?

Who are they?
They are lawless thugs. Anyone or any group that perceives destruction as a means to a peaceful end is seriously mistaken. History shows that playing by the rules is far more effective affecting change than blindly destroying property. What did these bozos expect after committing arson on one of our most famous landmarks, a parade?

What are they?
They are a confused group of individuals using mediocre ideology to justify irresponsible behavior and lawlessness. They are the direct spawn of the neutered Cinniapolis law enforcement, thanks to our weak mayor. They are the newest threat to peace-loving, hard-working Cinniapolitans everywhere. They said as much in their letter.

Where are they?
Everywhere, according to them. But, where they are is in the shadows. They benefited from the cloak of the Freedom Forever Rally to carry out destruction. They use the privilege of privacy to hide. Why? Because if these spineless terrorists made themselves known, the HSL would turn them into dust, that’s why. I know it, you know it.

It’s no surprise the media is fawning over the newest “activist” flavor of the month. Maybe next time, publish a manifesto from the HSL, the actual good guys, instead of flattering criminals with attention and publicity. You are an accomplice to their despicable actions.